1. I don't.... I can't even..... It doesn't.....What the.....
2. See #1
3. Ok, I'll say what we're all wondering. Yes, I'm wearing a purse on my head. As though it were a hat. Apparently, this is a thing that I did quite regularly. The weird thing is that I really don't even like hats.
4. Ok, I'll say the other thing we're all wondering. Yes, I'm wearing stackable toy rings as bracelets. I'm accessorizing! So sue me!
5. I sort of resemble a little boy. A little bit? I mean, I know all kids at some point are pretty ambiguous-looking though. Maybe that's why I was accessorizing.