Homemade Sugar Plums

Who knew sugarplums were a real thing?  You know, from "visions of sugarplums danced in their heads"?  Growing up, I envisioned sugarplums as tiny ballerinas or fairies.  I really took the word "dancing" literally.  Deeeeeefinitely didn't think it was food.

I'm very astute.

But thanks to Pinterest, I found a recipe for actual sugarplums which, as it turns out, is a food, and is incredibly simple and no-bake.  Who knew?