So I've taken up knitting because it's obviously my goal to become as elderly as I can as quickly as possible. I also enjoy tea and telling teenagers to turn down their rock'n'roll music. I kid. But I do like tea. And I actually don't enjoy loud music. Unless it's a showtune and I'm singin' along. "Don't tell me not to live, just sit and putter. Life's candy and the sun's a ball of butter! Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my paraaaddeeee!"
So...... yes I'm elderly. Or maybe I'm Barbara Streisand and you don't even know it. (I'm not).
Anyway, my friend Maggie is teaching me how to knit because she's a bit of a whiz when it comes to knitting. And she's also probably more old lady-ish than me! The girl is obsessed with malt. And Cream Soda. I know, right? Is it 1952? Who even knows what malt really is. Maggie, that's who.
